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Why did the biscuit cry Because its from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

Whats the difference between a biscuit and from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What is small furry and smells like from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.

Whats the best day to eat bacon from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.

What are apricotsWhere monkeys sleep Food jokes from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.

Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !

How do you make gold soupPut carrots from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.

What sort of soup do skeletons like from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.

Id say he was spineless Yes about from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
I'd say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.

What ghost is handy in the kitchen from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.

Whats the difference between a homeless and from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What's the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the grape cross the roadTo from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit.

Whats red and invisible No tomatoes Food from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What is the title of the new from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog.

Q Whats worse than finding a worm from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? A. Finding half a worm.

May I take your order the waiter from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
"May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."

At a dinner party one of the from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and everything. When he was served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it up and smirked: 'Is this pig?' Another guest, sitting opposite, asked quietly: 'Which end of the fork are you referring to?'

What are the four food groupsFor bachelors from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

A man went into a deli shop from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
A man went into a deli shop and took a seat at the lunch counter. "Give me a corned beef sandwich," he ordered. "Corned beef sandwich is not on the menu, but I can give you a sandwich with corned beef in it, like our Midnight Special." "What's a Midnight Special?" "A triple decker with corned beef, tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, on toasted raisin bread." "Could you just place a piece of corned beef between two slices of white bread and serve it to me on a plate?" "Why, sure!" Then, turning to the sandwich man, he sang out: "One Midnight Special. Make it one deck, hold the tongue, bologna, tomato, lettuce, onion, pickle and mayonnaise, and make the raisin bread white, untoasted!"

The American tourist in Dublin had been from Flashcomment Food jokes Jokes
The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food. "Here," he said to the waitress holding out a piece of meat for inspection, "do you call that pig?" "Which end of the fork, sir?" the waitress asked sweetly.